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Song Parodies -> "Kiss That Trout"

Original Song Title:

"Twist and Shout"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kiss That Trout"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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I thought I'd try my hand at one of those vegan-type parodies. Although I'm not really sure if fish-kissing is allowed.

Well make it up, baby now
Kiss that trout
Upon, upon, upon, upon baby now
Upon that wide-open pout, ooh

Yeah, wide-open pout
You'd rather kiss than cook
Come on and say you're sorry now
For casting out that hook, ooh

Well make it up, baby now
Kiss that trout
Upon, upon, upon, upon baby now
Upon that big smoochy pout

You know you swished a little curl
You know you flicked that line
Come hug that fish a little closer now
Then let it go when it's time, ooh

[guitar solo]

Baby now (make it up, baby)
Kiss that trout
Upon, upon, upon, upon baby now
Upon that pulsatin' pout, ooh

You know you swished a little curl
You know you flicked that line
Come tell that fishy that you're sorry, now
And on it you'll never dine, ooh

Don't take and shake and bake it baby now
Don't take and shake and bake it baby now
Don't take and shake and bake it baby now

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WCJ - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Nothing "fishy" about this song, but maybe in a good way there is? :-) 555 trout in your net.
Porfle Popnecker - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, my fish has come true.
Rob Arndt - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Next time, could you turn up the Bass? 555!
Porfle Popnecker - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I can't carp with that.
MrMacphisto - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
lol... perfect for double entendres...
Porfle Popnecker - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
You mean like something fishy between the lines?

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