One of those "damn, I wish I'd thought of that" ideas :-) Excellent stuff.

This one's out of this world, so to speak.

The 90s had the X-Files for stuff like this, Amiright has the 555-files! And I'm surprised how good the upbeat original song worked for the subject!

Thie was very good.

Many thanks for the kind comments!

Will done-555!!! Reminds me of all the military personnel that have responded to both stealth crashes and landed UFOs that either have to lie to the media or keep their mouths shut! Best cases for civilians were the Belgian Wave and the Phoenix Lights. What they saw in Phoenix looked to me a hell of a lot like the WW2 Horten XIIIA experiemental wing, but with lights underneath the fuselage or built into it: http://d951443.u114.weberz.com/images/Horten_XIII/ho_xiii_a_in_flight.jpg

It came out of the sky - at least beyond 555 light years...

Well she was barely thirteen .. You know what I mean .. And the way she looked was way beyond the pale . . So how could I marry another, woooo .. When I saw her standing there

That's a different kind of UFO!

Susanna--thanks! Rob--I love reading about that kind of stuff.

Always the anal probe. What's up there that they desperately need information from? Great fun, Porf. I liked the detail in this, like describing the long grayish face with blank eyes. Lots of good soundalikes as always too.

Appreciate the comments! No clue as to why the aliens always go in through the backdoor, but I sure hope they sterilize those instruments between uses.

Porfle, you should read about the Tehran Incident with Lt. Jafari if the IIAF. He is the inly reported military pilot to have tried to intercept and fire on an enemy UFO in a F-4. The aliens froze his flight and fire controls twice, but he was definately picked up by civilain and military radars with the object AND a secret US spy sat at the time! The object could not have been man-made b/c it split into 3-components at one point and then reintegrated! I'm sure others from the US and USSR have tried to fire as well (especially in the latter case) but have not released any info. As for the Belgian Wave, the photographed black triangles may be TR-3B ASTRA craft with the three tip lights being Teledyne rockets...

Thanks Rob, I'll google some info on those.

UFO...Undeniably Funny Observations

History of the UFO term: was WW2 term for U-Foe, Unidentified Foe. Then postwar UFO, Unidentified Flying Object. Due to Kenneth Arnold's sighting and the Roswell incident, the term flying saucer was coined by a reporter and that became linked with UFO. So then people in the 1950s UFO panic started to think all UFOs were disc craft of alien origin. Nonsense as there have been many annular or circular craft built by man since the early 1900s and the Germans were the ones that made the exotic disc craft in WW2 that remain classified until 2020. That is b/c their powerplants were considered beyond normal science for the 1940s- EMG (ElectroMagneticGravitational) and mercury ion plasma. They also tried flattened circular turbojets while the Italians came up with a circular flying bomb burning kerosene for fuel (Turbo Proietti)- a "Turbine Projectile"!!! Any of these craft seem unworldly, but they are not. Same for the Horten Parabola: http://discaircraft.greyfalcon.us/pictureso/me10.jpg

Thanks AFW! Rob, more stuff for me to follow up on!

SOTM...I watched the X-Files just last night, but it looks like K1 be me to it for that reference. :) I loved this...very well paced and fun!

Glad it didn't alien-ate you!

(SOTM) I wonder why no-one believes him...maybe it's because he keeps shoving his butt in people's faces and screaming "THE AY-LEE-ANS DONE STUCK A TOOB UP THAR!" Just a hunch. Short parody, but still very amusing. 555!

Thanks for the vote, and for giving me an idea of why my friends have been avoiding me lately!

It was time for my anal probe again. Still enjoyed it :cD... the parody I mean.

(SOTM) They told me to say it was awesome or they'd probe me again. So... this is AWESOME! (help me.....) :s

Thanks for those very probing comments.

My favorite Beatles song and you got it perfect! Great work here! (Insert anal probing joke here...)

This was out of this world!

Thanks, guys! I didn't even planet that way.

Sir, if we are forced to have illegal Aliens . . . why not the Space Aliens ?

I think the Beatles already ran for cover , lucky for them............Fun song to sing along