Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Use Comic Sans"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

"Please Don't Use Comic Sans"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A "tribute" to the worst typeface available...Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I7XCBzTC3I

Oh when I’m out designing
Some fonts are in demand
But I’m sure of something…
I won’t use Comic Sans
I won’t use Comic Sans
Please don’t use Comic Sans

Oh, please, please spare me
Don’t make my eyes hurt, man
and please, promise me
You won’t use Comic Sans
Please don’t use Comic Sans
Just don’t use Comic Sans

You want a cartoon feeling, sorry…nice try.
It’s so appalling
It’s so dumb
Don’t apply
To a sign!
It’s denied!

Yeah you’re, selling something
Got signs all ‘cross the land
But I won’t buy something
That’s using Comic Sans!
Please don’t use Comic Sans
Just don’t us Comic Sans

There’s nothing worse, don’t use that crappy, lame type
It’s so appalling
It’s so dumb
Saw you try
With that type
Then I cried!

Yeah you, now you’re learning
I hope you understand
That you should start cursing
When you see Comic Sans
Just don’t use Comic Sans
Hobo is just as bad…
Please don’t use Comic Sans!

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Porfle Popnecker - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment

Good one, although I kind of like Comic Sans myself. At least I use it more often since Boulder somehow deleted itself from my MS Paint.

Linda Koski - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment

It takes an old typesetter like me to truly appreciate font humor. (Fives!) You should google the "Font Conference" if you haven't seen it. Funny as well.

Abbott Skelding - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment

I have! I prefer the conference much more than the "Font Fight", but those are both really funny!

John Barry - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment

I like Comic San, and I like your parody. It's a Helvetica good take-off.

Peter Andersson - January 27, 2012 - Report this comment

I guess, if we could choose, all the comments here would be written in Comic Sans, for this one. :-)

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