The cat howls, your gut growls
You find a bowl of nut bran cereal for breakfast
Will no longer feed you

She sits down, a loud sound
The diet that you're sharing's found her unreceptive
She must still outeat you

And in her cheeks you see muffins
No sign of sprouts or celery
Only stuffing
Her diet ended half past three

You want them, you need them
But those sunflower seeds you coveted are missing
She already ate them

And in her cheeks you see muffins
No sign of fat-free curds and whey
Only stuffing
Her diet ended yesterday

You make lunch, she eats out
She sneaks into a Pizza Hut and has the noon buffet
Until two-thirty

The cat howls, your gut growls
You toss a huge pork butt onto the grill, and eat your fill
The dream is over

And in her cheeks you see muffins
No lettuce leaf with cottage cheese
Only stuffing
And now you'll both remain obese