jojo was a man who thought he had a boner,
Jojo found it couldn't last
jojo took a pill when crossing arizona
lost it as the canyon passed

come back, come back, come back
to where it once was long
come back come back, come back
to where the drug belongs..

sweet loretta martin, said was a "woody"
said he had a dowel on
had to have a shower for a quick and goody,
there she hung her towels on

come back, come back, come back
to where it once was long
come back come back, come back
to where the drug belongs..

workin up a fever in a one horse town,
johnny always had to clean the dung
took a little pfizer drug, and then bent down,
just like that big horse he was hung

come back, come back, come back
to where it once was long
come back come back, come back
to where the drug belongs..