-> "Losing with Ace High of Diamonds"
Original Song Title:
"Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds"
Parody Song Title:
"Losing with Ace High of Diamonds"
The Lyrics
Picture-card gives him a Boat on the River
You don't know he has it, his poker face lies
After he raises, you push yours in slowly
Your hand so dead, it attracts flies.
Poker-chip markers of yellow and green
stacked up as high as your head
Re-view your hole cards
You need a good hand or you're gone.
Losing with Ace high - of diamonds
Losing with Ace high - of diamonds
Losing with Ace high - of diamonds-Ahhhhhhh
Possible flush after seeing the turn-card
keep your composure, you check and then raise
Just one more diamond, the pot you'll be raking
But this isn't your lucky day.
Grumpy old players appear to be bored
Taking your money away
Look in your wallet, need more chips
but everything's gone.
Losing with Ace high - of diamonds
Losing with Ace high - of diamonds
Losing with Ace high - of diamonds-Ahhhhhhh
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