-> "Wednesday Mourning, 3 A.M., November 9, 2016"
Original Song Title:
"Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M."
Parody Song Title:
"Wednesday Mourning, 3 A.M., November 9, 2016"
The Lyrics
I can hear the stunned grieving of Colbert on TV
As I sit on my bed, fighting sleep in the night,
And my hopes for refinement float out my window,
Reflecting America’s waning twilight.
She was smart, she was cool, but the glass ceiling’s heavy,
And I watch as her leads gently rise, sharply fall,
And I think at the first of the year, I’ll be leaving
As the alt-right conservatives chant for The Wall.
Oh, what have we done? Why have we done it?
We’ve committed a faux pas; we’ve broken the land.
For gaining the White House for white manly priv’lege,
We’re losing our soul in Trump’s grabby hands.
This world is unreal—a ball of confusion!
A Christmas commercial could cheer me today.
Yet I know as I gaze at my flat screen before me,
The cause of my mourning is two…months…away.
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