Hardache number one was when he saw her
As he stopped off at "Scores" that fateful day
And Hardache number two,
Was when she shimmied the pole
She smelled cash and he threw bills away..

Now he's got Hardaches By The Number,
Trouble there at 'Scores"
They say he spent a "Quarter Mill"
Lap dancin' with some whores
Yes, he's got Hardaches By The Number,
That's really high priced fun
He got drunk, and just stopped countin'
Now his CEO job's done..

Hardache number three was when he woke up
And heard the cable news on Tv play
His pissed off wife was leavin'
With her ...suitcase all packed
He couldn't think up no excuse to say..

Recalled those Hardaches By The Number
Partyin' at "Scores"
They say he spent a "Quarter Mill"
Lap dancin' with some whores
Now he's got Headaches By The Number
And payin' for the fun
Got so drunk,. he just stopped countin'
And his CEO job's done..