you wander around, when your gut growls aloud
and you hope to espy some fast food store
you think, bread and meat and some chips would be neat
but a weiner is not what you care for

i've told you all a million times before
take off and go, this stuff you must ignore

don't eat at the subway, darling
gross sandwiches, poorly made
don't eat at the subway, darling
the odor's strong
forgo this suicide
the taste is wrong
now, go eat arby's instead

some folks think they're smart, say its good for the heart
jared blurts that his waist is deflated
you don't realize, that its all exercise
and the health factor's so over rated

good food is something, that we need to grow
so why pretend its a good place to go

don't eat at the subway, darling
gross sandwiches, poorly made
don't eat at the subway, darling
the odor's strong
forgo this suicide
the taste is wrong
now, go eat arby's instead