Puffs, The Magic Tissue,
Lighter than air
When you attach one to your nose
You can hardly tell it's there..
A box is like an old friend,
Fun to have around..
Helps to stifle those wet sneezes when
Ooze "Achoos" abound...Oh

Puffs, The Magic Tissue,
Superbly soft
And built to hold your big nose load,
Or that phlegm, that up, you cough
Puffs, The Magic Tissue
Sickies won't scoff
They're kinda' like that fantasy
In your Uncle Bill's hayloft..

So, just be sure you have 'em
Even when you're feelin' good
Take tips from the boyscouts,
Be Prepared, you know you should
Perforated boxtop, dispenses easily
When you're captured by a cold
A Puff will set you free..

Puffs, The Magic Tissue,
Daintily nice
Each is like a nasal kiss
With a "Save Your Wallet" price
Puffs, The Magic Tissue
Heavenly sent
So, even when you're miserable,
Magic Puffs keep you content

Yes, even when you're miserable,
Magic Puffs keep you content...