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Song Parodies -> "Kentucky Jelly"
Original Song Title:
"Kentucky Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Kentucky Jelly"
Parody Written by:
Tim Hall
The Lyrics
Kentucky Jelly
It comes in a unique white tube
Also called KY
It's a water soluble lube
And she loves it
God knows she loves it.
Kentucky Jelly
It will make her purr
When it's inside her
Kentucky Jelly
Well, it's not toxic
And it promotes procreation
Put it inside her
And it gives her such a sensation
And she loves it
God knows she loves it.
Kentucky Jelly
It will make her purr
When it's inside her
Kentucky Jelly
You don't use much
Get her to the point of climax
A gentle touch
in the rear end and life is
Sweet and good
There is no doubt
I'm talking about
Kentucky Jelly
It will make her purr
When it's inside her
Kentucky Jelly
She don't need much
Unless she's post-menopausal
A subtle touch
On the button and life is
Sweet and good
There is no doubt
Hey, Im talking about
Kentucky Jelly
It will make her purr
When it's inside her
Kentucky woman
Kentucky Jelly
Kentucky Jelly
Kentucky Jelly
It comes in a unique white tube
Also called KY
It's a water soluble lube
And she loves it
God knows she loves it.
Kentucky Jelly
It will make her purr
When it's inside her
Kentucky Jelly
Well, it's not toxic
And it promotes procreation
Put it inside her
And it gives her such a sensation
And she loves it
God knows she loves it.
Kentucky Jelly
It will make her purr
When it's inside her
Kentucky Jelly
You don't use much
Get her to the point of climax
A gentle touch
in the rear end and life is
Sweet and good
There is no doubt
I'm talking about
Kentucky Jelly
It will make her purr
When it's inside her
Kentucky Jelly
She don't need much
Unless she's post-menopausal
A subtle touch
On the button and life is
Sweet and good
There is no doubt
Hey, Im talking about
Kentucky Jelly
It will make her purr
When it's inside her
Kentucky woman
Kentucky Jelly
Kentucky Jelly
Kentucky Jelly
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Climaxed with fives...
I saw "Kentucky" and figured this had something to do with a drink, maybe bourbon or a mint julep. Nope, but I'll raise a fifth anyway. No mention of Gaylord Perry, the pitcher with the great foreign policy? (He used K-Y or sweat, not an actual "spitball.)
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