-> "I Was Smitten by a Bimbo"
Original Song Title:
"Sitting By The Window"
Parody Song Title:
"I Was Smitten by a Bimbo"
The Lyrics
I was smitten by a bimbo
wanting to get laid
My erection was real big, Sir
"humongous", you might say
But that damn dame
she just lit my flame
was a tease; she left me - nuts blue
In a way I really got screwed
(Brief instrumental)
She told me she liked leather
And that she was one hot lay
and that she had done some porno
but would not do stuff that's gay
I nearly came
and then that damn dame
Slut, she wouldn't give me no poon
Messed my head; I was one sad dude
(Instrumental break)
I got sh*t on by that bimbo
treated with disdain
Now my yearning's locked inside me
All my love goes down the drain
It's a damn shame
I now feel so lame
Heartless bitch; she played me so cruel
All alone; I play with my tool...
[Below sounds go to guitar notes in end instrumental]
(Jack-jack-jack, whack-whack-jack, jack-a-whack...)
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