hey hey doggie...said the way you drool
gonna make you fetch...at the trainin' school
tail so wild...way you shake that thing
tricks, you're gonna learn..frisbees, i will fling
hey hey doggie...don't you walk away
when i tell you stop...you better stay

you gotta roll...now, lie still
now, your trainin' starts...so you best chill
don't you whine...go to bed
seems like you are playin' dead

hey doggie...oh doggie...stupid doggie
do you want some doggie chow ?
hey doggie...oh doggie...stupid doggie
should i go and serve it now ?

he takes my socks..but i found out
took that beast and tossed him out
he acts funny...psyche scarred
like all of his friends...he starts chasin' cars
i don't know...but i been told
a bit-legged woman had tried to scold

all his tasks poor...i'm afraid
very sullen doggie gonna wreck my day
meet a woman...gonna bite her hand
guess its no lie...only best friends with man