IMITATION TAN


There are some who say
Sun rays spew “DANGER”
And tanning booth UV ‘s
They’re even sTrAnGeR

Afraid they’ll fry or bake
So they apply a fake
To mirror those in
RIO DE JANEIRO

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IMITATION TAN

Yeah, it’s a spray-on wonder
And there ain’t no Sunburn pain

Don’t worry ‘bout them
Early aging signs
Fills in the space in between
You’re wrinkly lines

Be careful of overspray
Your hair’ll turn orange, they say
Hide it underneath a
WIDE SOMBRERO

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IMITATION TAN

Yeah, it a spray-on blunder
You may never look the same

Puttin’ on the spritz, you
Bought on E-BAY
Gave you zits, but what the hey
It’s from BEAUSOLEIL

Oh boy, you thought you would look hip
On that cool Hawaiian trip
Or even climbing up

KILL A MAN JARO

IMITATION TAN
IMITATION TAN

You’ve done things that were dumber
But still , this is pretty lame

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