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Song Parodies -> "Sea Crustacean Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Sea Crustacean Fan"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Watching George Costanza stuff shrimp into his mouth on Seinfeld inspired this silly ditty
There's a man who
Eats a lot of lobster
How can he afford it?
Must be a mobster

The restaurant owns a fleet
To supply what he eats
Odds are they might be
Extinct tomorrow

Chorus

Sea Crustacean Fan
Sea Crustacean Fan
They just ran out of lobster
He's munchin' away some crabs

They have an offer
"ALL THAT YOU CAN EAT"
When he walks in they
Signal to the fleet

"Bring another ton of prawns
He'll be eatin' till the dawn"
They know they'll be
Cookin' till tomorrow

Sea Crustacean Fan
Sea Crustacean Fan
They just brought out some more shrimp
He loosens his belt again

Repeat Chorus (And belch loudly)

Running out of
Shrimp and lobster one day
They're all floating in some
Jersey swamp the next day

Oh, well, I told
Them not to use
An offer he can't refuse
The odds are they won't
Be found till tomorrow

Sea Crustacean Fan
Sea Crustacean Fan
Next time you see him coming
You better close while you can

Sea Crustacean Fan
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8
Total Votes: 19

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Guy - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Title alone is worth fives. This is one of the best parodies on this song I've seen. Fresh and original just like the seafood.
Johnny D - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Very original and tasty, too!
Arwen - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hee hee! I love sea food, and I LOVED this, Dee...very cute! 5s...and my favorte line was:

How can he afford it?
Must be a mobster

LOL!
Dee Range - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, Johnny, and Arwen, thank you
Guy - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
And Dee, thank you. I have been wanting to do this song for a long time and your parody today inspired me to write an original to this song. It should post tomorrow. It made me look at it from a whole different perspective. I hope it is half as good as yours.
Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, Dee, the voters just called. They're running out of fives!
Dee Range - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael, the jerk store called, they're running out of me!
Dee Range - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, thanks. And knowing you, yours will probably be twice as good. Can't wait to read it
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
that was great, dee...fives PLUS
Dee Range - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, thanks
Peregrin - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
5's for you, Dee, and 1's for Costanza!
Dee Range - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Peregrin, many thanks!

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