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Song Parodies -> "Zamboni To Plow"
Original Song Title:
"Somebody To Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jefferson Airplane
Parody Song Title:
"Zamboni To Plow"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
When the grooves are found
In the ice
And your rink ain't
Lookin' too nice
Don't you want Zamboni to plow
Don't you need Zamboni to plow
Wouldn't you love Zamboni to plow
You better find Zamboni to plow
After many hours
Maybe it's time yes
Before ice (your ice)
Is (so) bloody red
Don't you want Zamboni to plow
Don't you need Zamboni to plow
Wouldn't you love Zamboni to plow
You better find Zamboni to plow
Your ice
I say
Your ice
May look like sh*t
(Yeah) But in your head baby
I don't think you know the half of it
Don't you want Zamboni to plow
Don't you need Zamboni to plow
Wouldn't you love Zamboni to plow
You better find Zamboni to plow
Deep ruts running
Ah running down your rink
And skaters baby
Think your rink's rinky-dink
Don't you want Zamboni to plow
Don't you need Zamboni to plow
Wouldn't you love Zamboni to plow
You better find Zamboni to plow
In the ice
And your rink ain't
Lookin' too nice
Don't you want Zamboni to plow
Don't you need Zamboni to plow
Wouldn't you love Zamboni to plow
You better find Zamboni to plow
After many hours
Maybe it's time yes
Before ice (your ice)
Is (so) bloody red
Don't you want Zamboni to plow
Don't you need Zamboni to plow
Wouldn't you love Zamboni to plow
You better find Zamboni to plow
Your ice
I say
Your ice
May look like sh*t
(Yeah) But in your head baby
I don't think you know the half of it
Don't you want Zamboni to plow
Don't you need Zamboni to plow
Wouldn't you love Zamboni to plow
You better find Zamboni to plow
Deep ruts running
Ah running down your rink
And skaters baby
Think your rink's rinky-dink
Don't you want Zamboni to plow
Don't you need Zamboni to plow
Wouldn't you love Zamboni to plow
You better find Zamboni to plow
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Johnny D - Been away a few days. Good job! 5-5-5 (Yes, I clicked the "Place Your Vote" button this time). Was wondering if anybody was going to do any Jefferson Airplane. I probably won't be posting any new stuff until after the Thanksgiving weekend. Happy Holidays to all!
Thanks Paul - and Happy Holidays to you and yours, too!
Hey, you wrote about my dream job :-)
Thanks Rice Cube........Zamboni on, dude !
Very creative, Johnny, love the theme! I used to have an English teacher that said, "there are only two things in the world people give their undivided attention to... an attractive member of the opposite sex, and a zamboni."
Thanks Leah! Happy Thanksgiving!
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