-> "Ivan's Puppet"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Your Puppet"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ivan's Puppet"
The Lyrics
Ivan strings him, says what to do
Ivan's puppet
Does treacherous things when he is told to
Ivan's puppet
Adores dictator who's told
Him who is in full control
Ivan's Puppet
Ivan pulls a string, puppet tweets bullsh*t
Ivan's puppet
Snaps his fingers and he flops and flips
Ivan's puppet
Cuz Ivan's wish is his command
And so he salutes raising up his little hand
Ivan's puppet, guy's a puppet
He's Ivan' toy, stringing him's a joy
Ivan tells him what to do
As it's going, the center cannot hold
And mere anarchy is loosed
By the puppet, Ivan's puppet
Pulls the little finger strings upon his pawn, Ivan's puppet
He can't do right, his master's too strong
Guy's his puppet
Treats master good and does anything
Master tells him to when he pulls the strings
On his puppet
Squawking, balking on command, the puppet
He's hanging on strings, does what master avows
He’s a squawking, wanking, grifting, suckup puppet who just loves Pu'
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