Here comes the nuns, they weigh a ton
Wish they'd kick that habit

Penguin platter, not a single one of them is thin
Penguin platter, don't they know gluttony's a sin
Here comes the nuns, they weigh a ton
Wish they'd kick that habit

Penguin platter, they're hiding bagels in their dresses
Penguin platter, they didn't weigh this much last year
Here comes the nuns, they weigh a ton
Wish they'd kick that habit

Nuns, nuns, nuns, weigh a ton
Nuns, nuns, nuns, weigh a ton
Nuns, nuns, nuns, weigh a ton
Nuns, nuns, nuns, weigh a ton
Nuns, nuns, nuns, weigh a ton

Penguin platter, they keep their webbed feet in their shoes
Penguin platter, with those rulers we feel abused
Here comes the nuns, and that ruler stung
Wish they'd kick that habit

Here comes the nuns, here comes the nuns
Bad habit, bad habit