I'm Walken, Christopher,
And I'm talkin'
Slow, but sure,
Speech balkin'
Like I've a drunken slur..

I'm Walken, yes, sirree,
With a deadpan -
Personality,
Song - dance man,
I am, occasion'lly..

Was an SNL host, I am that guy
"Give me more cowbell" humor's dry
Willowly and villiany, I apply,
If I tap your Granny, she will die..

I'm Walken, yes, indeed,
When I stab -
You will bleed,
And sometimes -
I exceed
My own popularity..


I'm Walken,
Slim, no pork
Eyes gawkin'
Pop my cork..
I'm Walken,
The true "King of New York"

I'm Walken,
You can bet
Flick stalkin'
My vignette,
Like Falcon
The things I want I get

Had connection to late, Nat'lie Wood
Robert Wag- and I, bad blood, no good
Mystery, suspiciously, years withstood
Just adds to the image - play a hood...

I'm Walken, yes, indeed,
When I stab -
You will bleed,
And sometimes -
I exceed
My own popularity..

Sometimes I exceed
My own popularity..