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Song Parodies -> "Jack Daniels"
Original Song Title:
"Daniel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Jack Daniels"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
daniels is thriving tonight in my brain
you should see my bloodshot eyes...heavily veined
oh and...when i drink daniels, kiss it goodbye
god, i'm hooked on daniels
that's why i'm plowed every night
i know jails ain't pretty...but that's where i've been
daniels led me to this place...its never clean
oh and...i should know...i've been there enough
when there's no daniels...how i need me a crutch
daniels, i guzzle
on your...shoulder, i lean
cause you will kill the pain
its in bars, that's i'm seen
you get me high
and no one drinks like i
daniels...fill my jar
so my throat won't be dry
daniels is getting me tight...that is plain
i can see that i'm so wiped...poise, i can't feign
oh and...when i drink daniels, i'll end up fried
god, i'm hooked on daniels
that's why i'm plowed every night
oh god, i'm hooked on daniels
that's why i'm plowed every night
you should see my bloodshot eyes...heavily veined
oh and...when i drink daniels, kiss it goodbye
god, i'm hooked on daniels
that's why i'm plowed every night
i know jails ain't pretty...but that's where i've been
daniels led me to this place...its never clean
oh and...i should know...i've been there enough
when there's no daniels...how i need me a crutch
daniels, i guzzle
on your...shoulder, i lean
cause you will kill the pain
its in bars, that's i'm seen
you get me high
and no one drinks like i
daniels...fill my jar
so my throat won't be dry
daniels is getting me tight...that is plain
i can see that i'm so wiped...poise, i can't feign
oh and...when i drink daniels, i'll end up fried
god, i'm hooked on daniels
that's why i'm plowed every night
oh god, i'm hooked on daniels
that's why i'm plowed every night
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Now why didn't I think of that? Three fifths for you!
I'll drink to this one!
cheers! 5's
Awesome! Loved "no one drinks like i".
It's great... but I do think TOS was from the seventies. Sir Elton didn't have any sixties stuff.
thanks ravyn steve carol rex and poopie (you're right)
Write on, alvin.....nobody can say that you don't know Jack....fives
Hehe, I know Jack-expensive company these days but something I noticed-the amount of money you spend on alcohol in inversely proportional to the hangover one gets- Bombay Sapphire at 28 bucks a fifth=no hangover. Bowmans at 6$ a fifth=massive hangover, that is if one can get it down in the first place.
You got... Jacked up! Here's a five take to your special island, along with the Captain. (That's Captain Jack, not Captain Morgan.)
Another round of 5s coming up ;)
thanks AFW red ant michael and leebee
This one hits the jackpot. 555
This is hilarious, Alvin. Love it.
thanks rick and spaff
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