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Song Parodies -> "Ark Of Wood"
Original Song Title:
"Knock On Wood"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eddie Floyd
Parody Song Title:
"Ark Of Wood"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i just want to use you...ol' god said
here's my thoughts
causing the doom...of all mankind
is my latest plot
but i love...you better
than any man i know
there'll be thunder
and lightning
my ways are sudden and frightening
you build an ark
ark of wood...baby
i'm not really vicious
i love men
but damn, they had their chance
i see 'em sinning...daily
i've got to take a stance
but i love...you better
than any man i know
there'll be thunder
and lightning
my ways are sudden and frightening
you build an ark
ark of wood...baby
just keep secret...about it
lest panic in the world, erupt
and you see...to it
animals get stuffed
you'll lose touch...i fear
with all that heathen bunch
there'll be thunder
and lightning
my ways are sudden and frightening
you build an ark
ark of wood...baby
you build an ark ark ark of wod
baby, build an ark ark ark of wood
baby, build an ark ark ark of wood
here's my thoughts
causing the doom...of all mankind
is my latest plot
but i love...you better
than any man i know
there'll be thunder
and lightning
my ways are sudden and frightening
you build an ark
ark of wood...baby
i'm not really vicious
i love men
but damn, they had their chance
i see 'em sinning...daily
i've got to take a stance
but i love...you better
than any man i know
there'll be thunder
and lightning
my ways are sudden and frightening
you build an ark
ark of wood...baby
just keep secret...about it
lest panic in the world, erupt
and you see...to it
animals get stuffed
you'll lose touch...i fear
with all that heathen bunch
there'll be thunder
and lightning
my ways are sudden and frightening
you build an ark
ark of wood...baby
you build an ark ark ark of wod
baby, build an ark ark ark of wood
baby, build an ark ark ark of wood
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Insted of leavin' a comment, how 'bout if I just post a tribute to ya tomorrow?
fire away, tommy
Good spark about the Ark....I read somewhere Noah's boat was about 450 feet long...but, being constructed of wood, one wonders if it could have taken on two dinosaurs....
thanks AFW...food for thought
If I had a buck for every time I"ve performed this OS in public, I'd have about $800. Nice job with it, Alvin but, I never want to sing it again. 555
Done.
well, I thought the ark of your story-line here was a little wooden, alvin...hmm...and the story - it has a familiar ring to it...well, I'd have to be all wet to knock any points off for those things...hey, it floats, doesn't it? 5's ~ ~ ~
I only know the disco cover of this song, but I wood want to give you 5's
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