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Song Parodies -> "Thats A Mauling"
Original Song Title:
"Thats Amore"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Thats A Mauling"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
This about a video thats been seen by millions about a a couple tying the knot at the shore of a lake in Glacier National Park as a bear mauls a baby moose on the far shore
When a moose splits your ear
With a bellow of fear
Thats a mauling
When a bear chomps a moose
As you say your "I Do's"
Thats a mauling
When your nuptial's besmirched
Cause you eschewed a church
Thats a mauling
When a horrific site
Casts a pall on your Rite
They're in shock
When you watch helplessly
And you know what you see
Is appalling
Listen, Jake .. it aint fake
On the shore of the lake
Is a mauling
When your catered affair
Is upset by a bear
Thats a mauling
When your soon becomes groom
As a moose meets its doom
Thats a mauling
When your soon to be wife
Sees a true "Trial of Life"*
Thats a mauling
When you're hitched to your bride
As the Flower Girl cried
She's in shock
When the blame is on you
Cause your guests had to view
Nature calling
Be it stark .. aint no lark
In this National Park
There are maulings
With a bellow of fear
Thats a mauling
When a bear chomps a moose
As you say your "I Do's"
Thats a mauling
When your nuptial's besmirched
Cause you eschewed a church
Thats a mauling
When a horrific site
Casts a pall on your Rite
They're in shock
When you watch helplessly
And you know what you see
Is appalling
Listen, Jake .. it aint fake
On the shore of the lake
Is a mauling
When your catered affair
Is upset by a bear
Thats a mauling
When your soon becomes groom
As a moose meets its doom
Thats a mauling
When your soon to be wife
Sees a true "Trial of Life"*
Thats a mauling
When you're hitched to your bride
As the Flower Girl cried
She's in shock
When the blame is on you
Cause your guests had to view
Nature calling
Be it stark .. aint no lark
In this National Park
There are maulings
*Name of a actual video series dealing with life and death, predator-prey encounters
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Typo in second stanza. Should say ... "When your SON becomes groom as a moose meets its doom."
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