-> "Hello, Darwin"
Original Song Title:
"Hello, Darlin'"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hello, Darwin"
The Lyrics
Hello Darwin,
Heard your theories,
But they're just not mine
I know the good lord
Has made you and me...
I respect you,
And your studies,
But strongly, decline,
Your opinions on ge-olo-gy...
What's that, Darwin,
Think I'm crazy,
I believe that I'm right,
Right as the bible,
And the big red sun at dawn..
What I'm tryin' to say is
God loves us, died for us,
Words can't explain it,
But his love goes on..
Sorry, Darwin,
We're not monkeys,
His likeness, we are..
And he'll greet us in Heaven
When we die..
You'll see, Darwin
At the world's end,
Though you've been gone long years
There'll be trumpets,
And he'll come down from the sky..
On that great day, Resurrection
When the clouds are swept away,
And we all stand there,
To be judged as mortal man..
Then maybe, you'll believe it,
Change your mind on creation,
Our beginning,
And the way life began..
Our beginning,
And the way life began
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