please give me information, how did I get leprosy?
help me find the doctor who can help me medically
my nose is now a crater, and my fingers are all gone
am I qualified for medicaid before my ass is gone?

get me medication, before both my arms they fall
they're just like little bowling pins, shurt stubby round, not tall
I played a little hockey wheh I was just a little kid
but now a little face off thing means much more than it did

last time I saw my finger, it was left inside my nose
the only reason I have feet, is cause they're in these panty hose
my favourite food was once a sheep and maybe a pot roast
but now there's people eating me, my pieces are on toast


get me medication, now is not the time to ask
can I still drink beer or not, through straws within my mask
this was written quickly, and I studied this disease
for seconds only, am I wrong 'bout leprosy?