long distance dedication
as i mention trick-or-treat
let me find the parties givin' out good things to eat
i've picked up quite a number
as on neighbors, i have called
now my face is kinda messy
cause i've damn near ate it all

i'll need medication
cause this stuff does not agree
but i'm havin fun...there is booty here
i mention trick-or-treat
hit homes along the south side
cause those folks are rich
they bought out whole aisles
and dispense them from their fridge

here's my presentation
toss those goods right in my bag
this year's been a gusher
and oh what treats i have
my bag's nearly ripped apart
been strained by gravity
i walk into folks' humble homes
and mention trick-or-treat

last house is hit by me
now i'm forced to say goodbye
i hurry home, and check my sweets
i've candy piled on high
although i'm only six years old
i've mopped up this street
on october thirty-first
i mention trick-or-treat