Make wasteland, we don’t give a damn;
We have staked a claim for our dam.

So let’s dam, yeah, let’s dam!
We’re gonna strip and chomp the Ash and Maytens too;
Very bold dam’s gonna clog this slough,
So let’s dam, yeah, let’s dam!

We take ’em down—we pillage so;
What a sight—watch our village grow.

So let’s dam, yeah, let’s dam!
We’re gonna chip and chomp the Ash and Maples too;
Very bold dam’s gonna block this slough,
So let’s dam, yeah, let’s dam!

We’ll take a break for a pine cone
For our lunch as we build our home.

So let’s dam, yeah, let’s dam!
We’re gonna lip and chomp the Ash and take ’em to
Help hold the dam that’ll block this slough,
So let’s dam, yeah, let’s dam!

That Maple is a swinging sight
As it drops, emitting sunlight.

So let’s dam, yeah, let’s dam!
We’re gonna chip and chomp; the landowners will rue
Very bold the dam that’ll clog this slough;
They’ll kvetch, “Dam!”
Then kvetch, “Damn!”