Father put my buns to the grass
Feels like I'm knockin' on Helen's door
Father felt my Southern accent is shit
Feels like I'm knockin' on Helen's door

Knock, knock, knock, knockin' on Helen's door
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah
Knock, knock, knock, knocking on Helen's door
Knock, knock, knock, knocking on Helens door

I wish this breaking had always stopped
Feels like I'm shagging on Helens door
Father put my SFX on the odeon ground
Feels like I'm knocking on Helens door

Knock, knock, knock, knocking on Helens door
Yes, yes, yeah, yes
Knock, knock, knock, knocking on Helens door
Hey, hey, hey, yeah
Knock, knock, knock, knocking on Helens door

(PHONE CALl):
Hello, this is Bob Dylan, congratulating Fack Sabbath on parodying my hit 'Knocking On Heavens Door'
Keep up the good work, Fack

Knock, knock, knocking on Helens door
Yes, yes, no, yes
Knock, knock, knocking on Helens door
Knock, knock, knocking on Helens door
Yes, yes, no, yes

(CHORUS):
Knock, knock, knocking on Helens door
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hip, hip, hop
Knock, knock, knocking on Helens door
Yeah, yeah, yeah, rock, rock, suck
Knock, knock, knocking on Helens door
Yeah, yeah, no, why, when
Knock, knock, knocking on Helens door

You feel like Duff Mckagan
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yes