-> "Goin' Vegan"
Original Song Title:
"Blowin' In The Wind"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Goin' Vegan"
The Lyrics
How many steaks must a man wolf down,
before he can become vegan?
How many seas must a sailor sail,
before he gets beyond meat in a can?
How many times must slaughter knives be used,
before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is goin' vegan.
The answer is goin' vegan.
How many nets must be cast around fish,
before they're left alone in the sea?
How many years will animals be caged,
before they're allowed to be free?
How many times can a man turn his head,
and pretend that he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is goin' vegan.
The answer is goin' vegan.
How many birds must a man shoot up,
before they can fly free in the sky?
How many ears must one man have,
before he can hear a cut cow cry?
How many deaths will it take 'till he knows
that too many animals have died?
The answer, my friend, is goin' vegan.
The answer is goin' vegan.
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