-> "Test Tube Soldier"
Original Song Title:
"Broomstick Cowboy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Test Tube Soldier"
The Lyrics
Dream on, little test-tube soldier
Those tales of Thor and Mars
Of camo* nets
And fighter jets
And half-track armored cars
Dream on, in your incubator
Warrior to be
Close order drills
And sniper skills
And landing craft at sea
For soon you'll be decanted
Your training will begin
A drill instructor showing you
Just how to fight and win
And you'll be formed into a man
With harness on your back*
A brand new weapon in your hands
And ready to attack
For soon the rifles will be fired
The hand grenades be hurled
Decisive battles underway
Just who will rule the world?
Indoctrination kicks in
You're not afraid to die
You'll wage war on the enemy
And never question why
And then the cannon thunder
You feel your knees go weak
A military blunder
And now, you're up a creek
Fight on, you brave test-tube soldier
Genes of my own
An awesome, manufactured thing
My son, you are a clone
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