When it gets so hot you can tell
That the fan's gone on the fritz,
And it's hard to get decent a/c,
May I suggest as thus:

CHORUS:
Those Wisconsin Dells,
Make them a reason for living!
You know you really need to,
And you really mean to....

And besides, the TV's on the fritz,
Not too much to watch, anyway,
Unless it's infomercials and such
You really don't want to watch--

(repeat CHORUS)

Besides, the doc's telling you
That you really need to get some rest,
And you can't quite stand Disney World,
Nor those music shows Branson way:

Might I recommend that town
They call the Waterpark Capital;
You could use that real brand of fun,
And who needs the meds anyway?!

(repeat CHORUS twice)