Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Bake Your Yams"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

"I Wanna Bake Your Yams"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Sweet potatoes won't do.

Oh, yeah,
I’m wantin’ something
Placed in my bakin’ pan
Then I’ll
Add some dumplin’s
I wanna bake your yams
I wanna bake your yams
I wanna bake your yams

Add cheese,
Cheddar please
And maybe add some ham
Won’t need,
Buttered peas
Don’t wanna spoil the yams

Now get me all your yams
I wanna bake your yams

So when your yams grew
I felt hungry
Inside
Won’t hide its flavor
In oil tub
I won’t fry
I won’t fry
I won’t fry

Bring two
Big ol’ onions
And grill your leg ‘o lamb
But that
Lamb ain’t nothing
When you can taste the yams
I wanna bake your yams
I wanna bake your yams

And when you taste them
You’ll feel tingle
Inside
You’ll want a sweetnin’
Slice of love
I’ve got pie
I’ve got pie
I’ve got pie

Now you,
Could have pumpkin
Or cake with marzipan
But I’ll
Cook some lovin’
I wanna bake your yams
I wanna bake your yams
I wanna bake your yams

The Blogging Baker

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Peregrin - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment

I've baked you some 5s, Warren. A yammy parody.

Porfle Popnecker - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment

I hate yams but not this song.

2Eagle - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment

Good recipe. LilYouKnowWho might like this parody.

WarrenB - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, P, P, and 2E. And be sure to where your yamaka when baking yams.

AFW - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment

Reminds me of Popeye..I yam what I yam...

Meridoc - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment

I yam thinking that something was going on in this parody besides food...

WarrenB - July 10, 2012 - Report this comment

AFW- Sounds like a parody idea...hmm.
Meridoc- Food, just food. Unless....no....well, let's just say it wasn't in the author's original intent.

Andria - July 10, 2012 - Report this comment

Nice parody... I enjoy the baked sweet potatoes (I always call ALL sweet potatoes yams except when ordering them, hence relevance here) that a few fast-food places have introduced, and have made my own at home too, but I hate Thanksgiving-type yams. I prefer them with Brummel & Brown or Country Crock margarine, cinnamon or nutmeg and Sugar In The Raw. Bonus points for the Beatles OS and 5s.

I've been doing prices, eBay/OnlineAuctions/Blujay ads and background checks from home, so a bit more AIR time and hopefully new parodies too...

WarrenB - July 11, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Andria. Am also a fan of the Brummel and Brown, especially on a nice toasty English muffin.

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