-> "Really Toxic"
Original Song Title:
"Regal Hat-Tricks"
Parody Song Title:
"Really Toxic"
The Lyrics
Strange substance of German Heer sent armed troops scramblin’
once ignited, new “Greek Fire” refused to die
Was tested on thick bunkers in conquered lands
N-Material ate on through- no surprise!
(High burning rate. . .once alight)
Just stockpiling the stuff caused the Heer terror—
consumption unchecked if started; just one spark
produced quite a scare, everyone aware
fire over there, panic everywhere
Substance hot as hell repelled water
crackling and fizzling, white-hot until last part
Canceling this weapon would be smart!
Really toxic. . .caused dread. . .and yet it found backers
Herr Himmler of the SS: “production starts”
At Faulkenhagen substance was covered—
thick concrete bins there, no expense spared
Storage containment units ‘cause they dared
under high-pressure hydrants, tower fed all parts
Was rushed! Stockpiles built up. Loaded trucks! For quick start!
Was up to task? CIF3 plant unmarked!
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