-> "Lethal Habits"
Original Song Title:
"Wascal Wabbit"
Parody Song Title:
"Lethal Habits"
The Lyrics
German panzers, for Blitzkriegin‘, wanted women;
they were to be put to use; to serve or die
From BDM athletics; foreign speech—callin’
Fake nuns inserted by air to make fast strikes
(to serve as bait: kill at night)
The mission would be tough, no room for error
decoy Servants of the Lord; of last resort
but Jana would dare- no life to be spared
dressed in habits, pistols to bear
Latin speaking, Godly worship chatter
Purge, fight; seize bridges and roads for advancing horde
Moving the troops and panzers forward!
Hollow Bibles and habits shed, swift attackers:
girl Nazis—say, they’re well-trained, from gun sports!
Quick-seizing foreign turf gives them pleasure
soldiers in disbelief just stare
As they slay, orders obeyed. Up to the task!
Weapons were missed; Devil’s black kiss and fallen forts
Bad luck! KGK stuck—was rough; choice to abort
Hitler declines. Triple K female roles kept short…
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