Song Parodies -> "A Fight in a Bar"

Original Song Title:

"A Sky Full of Stars"

Original Performer:

"A Fight in a Bar"

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The Lyrics

After the eight hundredth broken bottle and tossed unconscious guy, I bet bartenders tend to get a bit bored of the whole "bar brawl" shebang...

It's just a fight, it's just a fight in a bar
I think the sixth one so far
Another fight, another fight in a bar
Someone tries to be tough

That dude there just wants to tear fools apart
Pulls on hair like a douche, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
He wants to fight, he wants to fight in a bar
Let folks drink, so rude

Why would you fight, why would you fight in a bar?
The chairs will fly really hard, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're not a fighter, less so once rat-arsed
Each punch will miss, do no harm, oh-oh

I don't care if you've no flair for pub darts
Please just stare in your booze, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Don't start a fight, don't start a fight in a bar
I'll have to ban you
I don't want that, dude

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Not right when you fight in a bar
No more money from you
After the lawsuit's gone through, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh

Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh

I can just see the video with the bartender effortlessly dodging every thrown beer mug and catching the occasional knife without once losing his half-lidded expression.

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