-> "Glasses"
Original Song Title:
"Ashes"
Parody Song Title:
"Glasses"
The Lyrics
Verse 1: What’s there to see?
This girl cannot be above a 4
Looks like her hair went up in flames
What’s there to do when her clothes were clearly on the floor?
You leave me no choice; I ignore you
Pre-Chorus: Cuz I’ve seen wrecks and some hot messes
Baby, that’s not you
Whoever sold me those shoes should be sued
Chorus: I’m beautiful without my glasses!
I’m beautiful without my glasses!
And when I take them off, you seem like asses!
I’m beautiful without my glasses!
Verse 2: Can you use your eyes to see all the power that you hold?
Cuz we’ll show those guys, whoah...
Pre-Chorus: You were derided as near-sighted
Trapped behind those specks
Making all those boys start to regret!
Chorus: We’re beautiful without our glasses!
We’re beautiful without our glasses!
And to those sexist guys, kiss our asses! (Kiss our asses!)
We’re beautiful without our glasses...
Outro; Also beautiful in our glasses...
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