I’m stumbling, I've got some work to do
Failed class again, all thanks to YouTube
Facebook and Vine, and there’s Twitter too
They’re much more fun when there’s work to do

But I continue to stall
I’m at college, year ten!
I’ve learned nothing at all

While I, I should be appalled
Found a new site to love
And it’s my downfall...

On Buzzfeed, while there is work to do
I must click on “Which Backstreet Boy are you?”
Or what town I should be moving to
Hey Buzzfeed, I wish I could quit you

Then I clicked on “Twenty-Nine
Spongebob Quotes That You’ll Love”
And “The Worst Pick-Up Lines”

Hey Buzzfeed, I don’t know what to do
“Mr. Feeny and the Ten Things He Taught You”
And here’s “Thirty-Five Movies From Your Youth” (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hey Buzzfeed, you’re stuck in ‘92!

Hey Buzzfeed, I’ve got some work to do
Damn Buzzfeed...