(Aw croikey, Look how big - look how big this gator is, Aw croikey, Aw croikey)
(Aw croikey, Look how big - look how big this gator is, Aw croikey, Aw croikey)
(Aw croikey, Look how big - look how big this gator is, Aw croikey)

Aw croikey!
We found him here, all right
After lookin' all day long
I think that it's a croc, maybe you should throw a rock
So please call it a night so we can go on home, Stevie?

'Cause when you say you will, it always means you don't
We're stopping frequently, so you can do your show
Every night you'll be sleeping in the jeep, Stevie

Oh Stevie, what a pity you don't understand
I hope it opens up its mouth so it could eat your hand
Oh Stevie, you're so ugly, but we understand
It's guys like you Stevie
Oh, what to do Bindi, do Bindi
What's with the hair, Stevie
A mullet!

I think he saw a snake, who's ever gonna know
If we tie it in a knot or tie it in a bow
Here's a stick to play, so please don't cry, Bindi

So come here, help me tie this croc with this trusty rope
I'm not having any fun, I'd rather meet the Pope
Oh please, Stevie, please, don't try to brush its teeth, croikey

Oh Stevie, what a pity you don't understand
I hope it opens up its mouth so it could eat your hand
Oh Stevie, you're so ugly, but we understand
It's guys like you Stevie
Oh, what to do Bindi, do Bindi
How do we cope, Bindi

(Aw croikey, Look how big - look how big this gator is, Aw croikey, Aw croikey)
(Aw croikey, Look how big - look how big this gator is, Aw croikey, Aw croikey)
(Aw croikey, Look how big - look how big this gator is, Aw croikey)

Oh croikey, what a pity we don't understand
I hope it opens up its mouth so it could eat your hand
Oh croikey, you're so ugly, but we understand
It's guys like you Stevie
Oh, what to do Bindi, do Bindi
What's with the hair, Stevie
Oh croikey, what a pity you don't understand
I hope it opens up its mouth so it could eat your hand
Oh croikey, you're so ugly, but we understand
It's guys like you Stevie
Oh, what to do Bindi, do Bindi
How do we cope, Bindi
Oh croikey, what a pity you don't understand
I hope it opens up its mouth so it could eat your hand
Oh croikey, you're so ugly, but we understand
It's guys like you Stevie
Oh, what to do Bindi, do Bindi
What's with the hair, Stevie
Oh Bindi, what a pity you don't understand
I hope it opens up its mouth so it could eat your hand
Oh Bindi, you're so pretty, look at your small hands
It's words like you croikey
Oh, why do you say croikey, aw croikey
How do you spell croikey {fade}