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Song Parodies -> "Flattened Kitty"
Original Song Title:
"Toxicity"
(MP3)Original Performer:
System of a Down
Parody Song Title:
"Flattened Kitty"
Parody Written by:
Yurimaru
The Lyrics
FLATTENED KITTY**********************The rhythm is almost the same as the original. It only varies at the end.Enjoy!
Diversion
Speed bump, red on the busy road
Ending his life with the strength of a tire hub
Spirit's free
From the streets of the big city
The flattened kitty
Is so sh*tty
Is so sh*tty
It
Will make you wanna hurl
It's bits are in disorder
Disorder
Now, it has been hit by a roller
A roller smoothing the street
Somewhere
A dead cat's spirit is free
It's murder, It's murder
It's murder
More blood on the tires
And pavement
Popped open kitty
Looking really, really f*ucked
Spirit's free
From the streets of the big city
The Flattened Kitty
It's a pity
Is so sh*tty
It
Will make you wanna hurl
It's bits are in disorder
Disorder
Now, it has been hit by a roller
A roller smoothing the street
Somewhere
A dead cat's spirit is free
It's murder, It's murder
It's murder
When he became a lump
He looked like a piece of abstract art
When he became a lump
He looked like a piece of abstract art!
Speed bump, red on the busy road
Ending his life with the strength of a tire hub
Spirit's free
From the streets of the big city
The flattened kitty
Is so sh*tty
Is so sh*tty
It
Will make you wanna hurl
It's bits are in disorder
Disorder
Now, it has been hit by a roller
A roller smoothing the street
Somewhere
A dead cat's spirit is free
It's murder, It's murder
It's murder
More blood on the tires
And pavement
Popped open kitty
Looking really, really f*ucked
Spirit's free
From the streets of the big city
The Flattened Kitty
It's a pity
Is so sh*tty
It
Will make you wanna hurl
It's bits are in disorder
Disorder
Now, it has been hit by a roller
A roller smoothing the street
Somewhere
A dead cat's spirit is free
It's murder, It's murder
It's murder
When he became a lump
He looked like a piece of abstract art
When he became a lump
He looked like a piece of abstract art!
Original Song Copyright 2001 System of a DownParody Copyright 2003 Alex Mason (Ironklaw Studios)Ironklaw Studios Home Page.
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k this was the stoopidest thing i ever heard, but it was funny! good job!
Yuck and shame-shame. Translation: too gross and too profane. 511 ppphhhhttttttt!
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