Song Parodies -> "Friendly Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Sex on Fire"

Original Performer:

"Friendly Fire"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Behold: the reason why I probably shouldn't play paintball.

Watch where you're shootin'
Learnin' that no-ow
I said I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Pellets in motion
In too wide a spra-ay
And so I shot Charlie
Poor Charlie

Whoo-oo-oo-oo-oops
Damn friendly gunfi-ire

I try to keep steady
But to my disma-ay
All my shots keep flyin'
Folks dyin'
Well, this is just paintball
Not that kind of sta-akes
But it's still tryin'
I'm tryin'

Oh, whoo-oo-oo-oo-oops
Damn friendly gunfi-ire
It's true-ue-ue-ue-ue
Can't just say that I'm ti-ired

My trigger finger
Away it goe-oes
At the wrong target
Darn it
The worst teammate ever
In this paintball fi-ight
Shot friends in the bollocks
Their bollocks, so awkward

Oh, whoo-oo-oo-oo-oops
Damn friendly gunfi-ire
Oh, whoo-oo-oo-oo-oops
Damn friendly gunfi-ire, ah-ah-ah
Can't shoo-oo-oo-oo-oot
In the right way requi-ired
Oh, whoo-oo-oo-oo-oops
Damn friendly gunfi-ire
If you-ou-ou-ou-ou
Kick me out, won't show i-ire

The other reason: I don't react well to pain.

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