this was never the way i planned
not in my conscience
thought i could walk into her class
for an education
its not what im used to
she wanted to try me on
and i discovered what she
had a degree in

i kissed a teacher i liked it
got something other than her super knowledge
i kissed a teacher just to try it
tought me a new thing about adolescence
it felt so wrong it felt so right think i passed her exam tonight
i kissed a teacher i like it i liked it

i think the principle went insane
it doesnt matter
im her love muffin buttercake
went against school regulations
its not how teachers act
not how they should behave
than she put on her
lip gloss and gave me lips of extra credit

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teachers
some young and very old
didnt know some would get me in trouble
her actions were very subliminal
but couldnt resist
its how i roll
math teacher just is
my lover and acute just ask shirley manson

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