Song Parodies -> "Jimmy Eat Cheez"

Original Song Title:

"The Middle"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Jimmy Eat Cheez"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

hey
i really li-ike cheez
cause it tastes really cheezy even though
its bad for you
cheez is the best
i eat it when i can
if anybody says its horrible
they're gonna pay

IT JUST TASTES SO GOOD
LITTLE BITTER IF ITS CHEDDAR
REAL GOOD FOOD
MAKES A LOT OF VEGGIES BETTER
WISH YOU COULD
FIND SOMETHING THATS ANY BETTER
THAN CHEEZ, GOOD CHEEZ

hey
don't you badmouth cheez
or else i'll go medieval on your a**
so don't tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy it
cheez
is my favorite thing
it doesnt matter if its good enough
for purple elves

(refrain)
(refrain, but end with "ITS CHEEZ, GOOD CHEEZ".)
(now, you have to hum or sing the guitar solo for laffs!)

hey
i really li-ike cheez
cause it tastes really cheezy even though
its bad for you
cheez is the best
i eat it when i can
and if you tell me that you dont like cheez
your really gay

(refrain x 2)

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Mickey Mouse - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, you spelled cheese wrong. But I really like it too.

Cheezmeister - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment

No, i spelled cheez corectly. but i forgive you on account of that you're everyone's favorite animated character.

cannible duckie - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment

dude lmao *bows down to your awsome cheezieness* words cannot express how cool that was lmao

Ult2 - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment

Hello, I happen to love cheese. I've tried been out on several international tasting conventions and I must admit it is nice to hear someone has committed an ode to the food. However I must point out that your slang use of the dairy products' name may have confused a few people; as well myself, on the first read. As well, I'm truly sorry to the user entitled Mickey Mouse if this is found offensive, but I happen to hate Mickey Mouse and all that Disney has come to be. Once again, I must say sorry to the the author of this parody, but I must say the overuse of the word "cheez" really dulled down what I already thought to be a bland, confusing, and un-paced parody of a great song.

Ult2 - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment

I'm sorry for the second sentence in the previous comment. Simply put, I have tried many exotic cheeses... I'm so sorry but there are two more things I feel I must point out. First off humming or singing a guitar solo cannot possibly be funny unless your Bill Cosby. And, quite frankly no one (including actual homosexuals) wants to be told that they are gay. That about sums up my opinion. Once again "Mickey Mouse" I'm truly sorry if that comment offended you, but that was more so directed to the comment "but i forgive you on account of that you're everyone's favorite animated character." Than anything else.

Ult2 - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment

I'm sorry for the second sentence in the previous comment. Simply put, I have tried many exotic cheeses... I'm so sorry but there are two more things I feel I must point out. First off humming or singing a guitar solo cannot possibly be funny unless your Bill Cosby. And, quite frankly no one (including actual homosexuals) wants to be told that they are gay. That about sums up my opinion. Once again "Mickey Mouse" I'm truly sorry if that comment offended you, but that was more so directed to the comment "but i forgive you on account of that you're everyone's favorite animated character." Than anything else.

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