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Song Parodies -> "I am a Hack"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"I am a Hack"
Parody Written by:
Benjamin Hanson
The Lyrics
Lyrics:
My life is av'rage.
(Unexplained Pause)
My life is av'rage.
It simply is.
I'm good at nothing.
I'm not a wiz.
Whenever I try anything,
Everyone just says "meh."
And that's on my better days,
I usually get "bleah."
I am a hack
I am a hack
I am a hack it's true.
I got me a record deal,
And a couple hit songs.
But the piper gets his due.
I'm less talented than you.
No I cannot dance.
I can barely sing.
I got no talent ooo-rrr anything.
I look okay on MTV2.
But so do most people
to tell the truth.
I am a hack
I am a hack
I am a hack it's true.
I got me a record deal,
And a couple hit songs.
But the piper gets his due.
I'm less talented than you.
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa poserrrrrrrrr.
I am a hack.
I am a hack.
I am a hack, that's true.
In a couple of years I'll mowin' your lawn.
I'll be obscure at 32.
But for now I'm livin' high.
And I make teenage girls cry.
My life is av'rage.
(Unexplained Pause)
My life is av'rage.
It simply is.
I'm good at nothing.
I'm not a wiz.
Whenever I try anything,
Everyone just says "meh."
And that's on my better days,
I usually get "bleah."
I am a hack
I am a hack
I am a hack it's true.
I got me a record deal,
And a couple hit songs.
But the piper gets his due.
I'm less talented than you.
No I cannot dance.
I can barely sing.
I got no talent ooo-rrr anything.
I look okay on MTV2.
But so do most people
to tell the truth.
I am a hack
I am a hack
I am a hack it's true.
I got me a record deal,
And a couple hit songs.
But the piper gets his due.
I'm less talented than you.
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa poserrrrrrrrr.
I am a hack.
I am a hack.
I am a hack, that's true.
In a couple of years I'll mowin' your lawn.
I'll be obscure at 32.
But for now I'm livin' high.
And I make teenage girls cry.
These lyrics copyright Benjamin Hanson, 2007
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I wouldn't trust James Blunt to mow my lawn. But I would trust you to write a parody about it.
Pretty good, though there was a couple of mining pacing issues. 455.
You made your point so I will get back to my stupid old Beethoven.
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