My life is brilliant,
My love is pure.
I saw something hidious,
Of that i'm sure.
She smiled to me on the subway,
Now I've got a plan.
I'm gonna blow her up,
Cuz she looked just like a man.

You're really ugly,
You're really ugly,
You're really ugly, it's true.
I saw your face,
In a crowded place,
and I turned around and ran.
Crap, what should I do?

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
'bout to die.
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
but she could of doubled as Michael Jackson's twin.

You're really ugly,
You're really ugly,
You're really ugly, it's true.
I saw your face,
In a crowded place,
and I turned around and ran.
Crap, what should I do?

Where is that angel with a smile on her face
She thinks it's funny that i'm stuck here with you
But it's time to face the truth,
You look like a big baboon