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Song Parodies -> "It's Horrible (A Plumbers Life)"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"It's Horrible (A Plumbers Life)"
Parody Written by:
Zak Randall
The Lyrics
My life is worthless
My job is a mess
It really stinks
Unclogging toilets
And kitchen sinks
You'll never see smiles on my face
Have to plug another can
Every night I always lose sleep
How much more can I stand
It's horrible, clogged toilet bowl,
Bad overflow, P-U
Worse mess I saw, in a bathroom stall
And I don't know what to do
Always around number two
Tried to flush a log
You can't use your john
So call me up and I will find out
What is wrong
And I'm sure you'll always call again
All the crappy jobs I do oughta be a sin
It's horrible, uncloggable,
Bad toilet bowl, P-U
Can't take this job, working for sick snobs
I think I'm gonna spew
Unplugging your number two
It's horrible, unpluggable,
It's terrible, P-U
I don't wanna come back, should check out my plumbers crack
I hope that my job will shortly be through
But it's time to face the truth
My whole life is number two
My job is a mess
It really stinks
Unclogging toilets
And kitchen sinks
You'll never see smiles on my face
Have to plug another can
Every night I always lose sleep
How much more can I stand
It's horrible, clogged toilet bowl,
Bad overflow, P-U
Worse mess I saw, in a bathroom stall
And I don't know what to do
Always around number two
Tried to flush a log
You can't use your john
So call me up and I will find out
What is wrong
And I'm sure you'll always call again
All the crappy jobs I do oughta be a sin
It's horrible, uncloggable,
Bad toilet bowl, P-U
Can't take this job, working for sick snobs
I think I'm gonna spew
Unplugging your number two
It's horrible, unpluggable,
It's terrible, P-U
I don't wanna come back, should check out my plumbers crack
I hope that my job will shortly be through
But it's time to face the truth
My whole life is number two
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| 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
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No number 2 from me. Only 5. (Lionel Mertens)
Pretty good, Zak.
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