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Song Parodies -> "You're Cannibal"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"You're Cannibal"
Parody Written by:
Non Compos Mentis
The Lyrics
I'm not edible
I'm not edible
my blood's type O
saw Jeffrey Dahmer--
I'm pretty sure
sat across from me on the subway
gnawing on another guy
I think I might lose sleep on that
it just isn't right
you're cannibal
you're cannibal
you're cannibal, it's true
it's a disgrace
and you could get AIDS
and I really wish that you'd
find another source of food
yeah I twitched my eye
was about to cry
cause he sat so close
thought I would f- king die
when the subway stopped I
just ran and ran
I hope that I won't see that psycho again
you're cannibal
you're cannibal
you're cannibal, it's true
it's a disgrace
and you could get AIDS
and I really wish that you'd
find another source of food
you're cannibal
you're cannibal
you're cannibal, it's true
you must have been messed up as a child
Anthony Hopkins is even scared of you
and I really wish that you'd
find another source of food
I'm not edible
my blood's type O
saw Jeffrey Dahmer--
I'm pretty sure
sat across from me on the subway
gnawing on another guy
I think I might lose sleep on that
it just isn't right
you're cannibal
you're cannibal
you're cannibal, it's true
it's a disgrace
and you could get AIDS
and I really wish that you'd
find another source of food
yeah I twitched my eye
was about to cry
cause he sat so close
thought I would f- king die
when the subway stopped I
just ran and ran
I hope that I won't see that psycho again
you're cannibal
you're cannibal
you're cannibal, it's true
it's a disgrace
and you could get AIDS
and I really wish that you'd
find another source of food
you're cannibal
you're cannibal
you're cannibal, it's true
you must have been messed up as a child
Anthony Hopkins is even scared of you
and I really wish that you'd
find another source of food
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MUCH better than the original 5's
Cannibals are fun!555
thank you and cannibals *are* fun! (walk down the right alley in sin City and you can find anything...)
Not only does this match the lines of the song perfectly, it's really funny. I like the references to the famous cannibals as well.
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