Song Parodies -> "Unbeatable Buns"

Original Song Title:

"21 Guns"

Original Performer:

"Unbeatable Buns"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Hey there, buns fans. Be sure to check out the recording, featuring the unbeatable talents of Robert Lund (vocals) and Bob Emmet (music).

Janet's bakery is on the next block
Man her pastries totally rock
People line up around the clock
For a pie or cookie or muffin

But the goods that make her renowned
Are white hot but perfectly browned
Foodies come from miles around
'Cause she's got

Unbeatable buns
Tender and firm
Well worth the price
Unbelievable buns
Taking them home
Once would be nice

Maybe twice

Self control gets melted away
When she's got her buns on display
I can't wait for free sample day
'Cause her cupcakes are totally smokin'

When she asks if I wanna roll
My poor mind spins out of control
Like that guy made of Poppin' Fresh dough
I wanna poke 'em

Unbeatable buns
Bangin' baguettes
Holy focaccia
Unbelievable buns
Scandalous scones
One bite and she's gotcha

Unparalleled buns
Hot as hot damn
Sinful as Sodom
Unforgettable buns
Squeezably sweet
Top rack or bottom

Dude, she's got 'em

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Leo Keough - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Someday I'm going to learn how to write this type of parody...In the meantime, I stand in awe of your talent!!!...555!!!

UnKnownVotress - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

That's what I live for, Sir, to maintain "Powerful Buns " . . .

adagio - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Spaff...this was one big pun,,:) but I read on the website that it was not about the keister at all...lol. It was a pun about buns. 5's

TJC - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Mouthwateringly uber-cheeky entendres abound, topped with a delightful freshet of top-notch recording!

blackjack21 - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Very bunny parody, laffed my buns off.

Guy - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Spaffer - I noticed that you did not EVEN mention hotdog buns - Thanks for not going there. =;-)

Christie Marie M - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Very nice and tasty parody, Spaff! I'm so very hungry now. You sure worked your buns off with this parody. I love hot dog buns, hamburger buns, sweet buns, jelly buns, and steamed buns (originally called Siopao)! The buns I get from the Filipino store is called Pan De Sal. I also played this PS2 game "Atelier Iris" where during Food Synthesis event, you can create buns called Rosie Ann Buns, Average Buns, Bun a la Fran, etc. One big pun based parody, though. I've baked you 555 more buns fresh from the oven!

Jack Wilson - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment

LOVED IT!!!! 555!!!

Spaff.com - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Wow, if y'all didn't figure this out already, I truly suck at this replying-to-comments thing. Belated thanks, Leo & Votress & adagio & TJC & blackjack & Guy & CMM & Jackie! Luv yer buns!

EmoKid64 - November 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Amazing Parody, REALLY loved it. 555, Keep up the works of your artistic mind =]

Mom - December 05, 2009 - Report this comment

And all this time I thought the sweet rolls were just "buns"..... silly me!

Spaff.com - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, EmoKid64! Hi, Mom!

Everyone: Be careful what you post on the Internet because you never know when your mom might read it.

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