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Song Parodies -> "Give Me Candy Canes"
Original Song Title:
"Give Me Novacaine"
Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"Give Me Candy Canes"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
This is about a guy who will eat nothing but candy canes.
Take away the chocolate from my sight
Get Reese's Cups out of my head
And if I get a toothache, I don't mind
I can't take this waiting anymore
Get the good stuff from the closet,
Don't you dare say I forgot it.
I will eat them all tonight
And everything will be alright
Candy wise, I will eat nothing
But those sweet candy canes
I cannot get them out of mind
When I sleep, that's all that I dream
I love the minty tasting, that's alright
I believe they're better than air,
I'll tell you what
Get the good stuff from the closet,
Don't you dare say I forgot it.
I will eat them all tonight
And everything will be alright
Candy wise, I will eat nothing
So give me candy canes
Oh candy canes
Get the good stuff from the closet,
Don't you dare say I forgot it.
I will eat them all tonight
And everything will be alright
Candy wise, I will eat nothing
So give me candy canes
Get Reese's Cups out of my head
And if I get a toothache, I don't mind
I can't take this waiting anymore
Get the good stuff from the closet,
Don't you dare say I forgot it.
I will eat them all tonight
And everything will be alright
Candy wise, I will eat nothing
But those sweet candy canes
I cannot get them out of mind
When I sleep, that's all that I dream
I love the minty tasting, that's alright
I believe they're better than air,
I'll tell you what
Get the good stuff from the closet,
Don't you dare say I forgot it.
I will eat them all tonight
And everything will be alright
Candy wise, I will eat nothing
So give me candy canes
Oh candy canes
Get the good stuff from the closet,
Don't you dare say I forgot it.
I will eat them all tonight
And everything will be alright
Candy wise, I will eat nothing
So give me candy canes
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