Song Parodies -> "Trading Spaces"

Original Song Title:

"With Arms Wide Open"

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Original Performer:

"Trading Spaces"

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The Lyrics

About what would happen if someone changed my house on TLC's Trading Spaces.

Well I just heard the news today
It seems my house has been totally changed
I closed my eyes, begin to pray
I opened my eyes: tears stream down my face

With eyes wide open
I view the damage
I hate this place
I'll throw out everything
With a jaw wide open
I'm not ready
The room got trashed, I think a trash truck crashed

I'll take a breath, get close to her ear
I'll sear real loud, they'll bleep it out

With eyes wide open
Under the dim light
Please leave this tacky place
Why'd I get on Trading Space?
With jaws wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you my fist
I'll show you my evil side
With my arm crossed
If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope she gets the plague
I hope she understands
That she can take this house
And ruin it all
And she can greet the world
With her wallet wide open...

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Jeff Reuben - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Alright, my wife loves this show, and I knew the original song, so I had to look. Not a bad job. Now what if someone took your parody and totally rewrote it While You Were Out? Trading Phrases?

Claude Prez - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice job. I think the key on that show is to stay away from that one designer who likes to spackle the walls with manure or whatever.

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