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Song Parodies -> "Choked My Chicken On A Train"
Original Song Title:
"Chicken With A Train"
Original Performer:
Cowboy Troy
Parody Song Title:
"Choked My Chicken On A Train"
Parody Written by:
Bemcint
The Lyrics
I hate cowboy troy, (hell, I rarely listen to country) but he bought the most annoying style of music into a genre that was already falling apart at the seams.
Yea, I choked my chicken,
Choked my chi-chi-chicken on a tra-in
Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh huh
Yea you know I choked my chicken,
Choked my chi-chi-chiken on a tra-ain,
Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, huh
Hold it up, here I go,
Wishing the stewardess could give me blow,
I ain't got a big black train,But I wanna come 'round your bend,
All my kinfolk said, dont choke your chicken ever again,
But i gota chuga-lugga-chuga-lugga bawk bawk, what?!
Catholic new-yorker, chronic masturbator
Oh crap the train just stopped,
Stewardess coming round the block,
Oh crap i gotta finish soon,
Or else I get jailed for public masturbation.
Yea, I choked my chicken,
Choked my chi-chi-chicken on a tra-in
Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh huh
Yea you know I choked my chicken,
Choked my chi-chi-chiken on a tra-ain,
Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, huh
(repeat 2x and end cause I cant think of anymore)
Choked my chi-chi-chicken on a tra-in
Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh huh
Yea you know I choked my chicken,
Choked my chi-chi-chiken on a tra-ain,
Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, huh
Hold it up, here I go,
Wishing the stewardess could give me blow,
I ain't got a big black train,But I wanna come 'round your bend,
All my kinfolk said, dont choke your chicken ever again,
But i gota chuga-lugga-chuga-lugga bawk bawk, what?!
Catholic new-yorker, chronic masturbator
Oh crap the train just stopped,
Stewardess coming round the block,
Oh crap i gotta finish soon,
Or else I get jailed for public masturbation.
Yea, I choked my chicken,
Choked my chi-chi-chicken on a tra-in
Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh huh
Yea you know I choked my chicken,
Choked my chi-chi-chiken on a tra-ain,
Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, huh
(repeat 2x and end cause I cant think of anymore)
This isn't supposed to rhyme all the time. This is just what goes on in my head. I'll have alot more to come later.
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