-> "The Blood Donor Song"
Original Song Title:
"Yellow"
Parody Song Title:
"The Blood Donor Song"
The Lyrics
Look at them there
On their free afternoon
It's a great thing they do
Yeah, they're all blood donors
I came along
Just to try something new
A scary thing I do?
I am a blood donor
So now it is my turn
Get iron levels checked
I am a blood donor
Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin - it's pierced
When they put that new needle in
You know, my blood type is O
My blood type is O
I'm lying there
On a blood donor's bed
My arm, it really hurts
The pressure cuff's so tight
Nurse traced a line
Yes, with her fingertip
She needs to find good veins
I am a blood donor
My blood
It goes into the bloodbag
Turns into something portable
But, do you know? I can't bleed myself dry
No, I can't bleed myself dry
It's true - you get free cups of tea
Or cups or orange squash
And free digestives too
Look what we've done today
Saved someone's life
Saved someone's life
Look what we've done - we're all blood donors
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